"i’ll see you at midnight"
NO YOU WON’T KATNISS
YOU’LL SEE HIM IN THE NEXT BOOK
AND HE’LL TRY TO KILL YOU
*jumps through window*
*throws self off of cliff*
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If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS.
Just reason 14593 why we love him.
THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN
OHGOD THAT NOSE CRINKLE - ALL HAIL !
THE FUCKING NOSE CRINKLE
You do not exist.
At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a thousand times, and it has left behind a thousand ghosts of you.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
I guess you could say they’re HOWL-ing.
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild